Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 September 1902 — “BRAIN FOOD NONSENSE.” [ARTICLE]

“BRAIN FOOD NONSENSE.”

Morocco Courier; Fish are considered brain food, are they not? And there are plenty of fish in the Kankakee river, eh? And the Kankakee river isn’t far from Wheatfield, huh? And the Wheatfield Telephone man would naturally be feasting on fish “those” Jays, aint it? Well, then, you can probably understand how he happened to withstand the cruel mental strain that must have accompanied the following production: “If a certain pin-headed, almond-eyed, hooked-nosed, posy-mouth, lanttrn-jaw-ed, bow-legged, web-footed, liver-coni-plexioned galoot of this city doesn't quit shooting off his bazoo about this paper we’ll take a fall out of him. And what we will do is a plenty.’’