Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 23, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 September 1902 — He Knew One. [ARTICLE]

He Knew One.

“Well, you're a veterinary surgeon—what do you know about a horse?” asked a browbeating attorney. “I don’t pretend to be a horse doctor,” replied the witness, “but I know a good deal of the nature of the animal.” “That means to say you know a horse from a jackass when you see them,” continued the lawyer in the same style, looking knowing and glancing triumphantly around. “Oh, yes, Just so!” drawled out the intended victim, gazing intently at his legal tormentor. “For instance, I should never take you for a horse!”—Tid Bits.