Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1902 — His Absent Mind. [ARTICLE]

His Absent Mind.

Prof. Mueller surprises a youthful burglar in his residence and escorts him to the police station. After they ln.d gone quite a distance tdie burglar stops, aaying: “Excuse me, professor, but I must leave you here.” Professor (absent-mindedly)—Well, all right; hope I’ll have the pleasure of meeting you soon again.—-Lustige Blaetter.