Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 August 1902 — Enchanted Distance. [ARTICLE]

Enchanted Distance.

Boy (to young lady, who has been unfortunate enough to upset Colonel Bunker) —You’d better ride on before ’e gets ’is breath, miss! Young Lady—Why? Boy—l've 'eard ’im play golf.—Punch. Salt thrown on soot, which has fallen on the carpet, will prevent stain.