Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1902 — The Comic Side The News [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Comic Side The News

If food products continue to go up we shall all be tempted to try Mayor Jouese’ fasting fad. Some day the long-suffering public might go on a strike if it could think of any way to do it. This Is the season of the year when the overcrowded excursion steamer takes long chances. Chicago packers are preparing to ship Wienerwurst to Austria. Then the favored people of that country can have the Yankee peril for breakfast every morning. Aguinaldo on the lecture plajfprm might draw in Boston, but in the reTt of the country the diiu’e museum would fit him as though it bnd been cut to measure. A man may figure that he is growing old when it is disinclination rather than dignity that prevents him from getting on the picnic merry-go-round and taking a spin. v Jessie Morrison, the Kansas murderess sentenced to prison for twenty-five year*, thinks she should have still another trial, but she has had three more uow than she gave her victim.