Jasper County Democrat, Volume 5, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 June 1902 — A Surprising Person. [ARTICLE]

A Surprising Person.

Uncle Grimm—Mrs. Soggy is the queerest old lady of my acquaintance. Nephew—How so? Uncle Grimm—Why, although she weighs 210 pounds and has a wart on her chin, she never boasts about what a terrible flirt she was when a girl.—liar per’s Bazar.