Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 March 1902 — WITH THE HUMOHIST. [ARTICLE]

WITH THE HUMOHIST.

“Why do you always talk so much?” “It tires me less than to hear other people talk.” —Chicago Record. “Theclalrvoyantwhom I visited say* she she has made thousands by her predictions." “Divorce lawyers, I suppose.”—Chi - cago Record. “What’s happened to Bilkins?” “He went broke backing a comic opera.” “Well, it’s only natural. I can remember as a youngster he was always singing, ‘I want to be an angel and with the angels stand.’ ’* —Chicago Post “I never can forget Mabel Meadows, whom I went to school with.” “Was she so studious?” “No, but she always brought such lovely cucumber pickles with her luncheon." —Chicago Record. First Crook —Jimmy ain’t got enough spunk. He takes things off people.” Second Crook—Dat his biz. He’* a pickpocket—Chicago Daily New*.