Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 47, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 March 1902 — Phlloprogenitiveness. [ARTICLE]

Phlloprogenitiveness.

Dog Seller (with huge mastiff)—Better buy him, boss; he's very fond of children. Mr. Schermerhorn—No; he shan't h>ve any of my children.—Brooklyn li agle.