Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 February 1902 — Page 3

~1 ra m AXfcgetable PreparationforAs- fl similating the Food andßcgula- fl ling the Stomachs andßowels of ffl Bmmfflmfl Promotes Digestion,CheerPuP fl ness and Rest. Contains neither I Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. ■ Not Narcotic. ? ApAk , A»iw2X/< I I I A perfect Remedy for ConsHpa- fl Ron, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea ■ Worms .Convulsions ,Feveri sh- ■ ness and Loss of Sleep. | Facsimile Signature of NEWYOHK B EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. I !~ I

The Part He Took.

The Don—And what part did you take tn this disgraceful proceeding of holding Mr. Waters under the pump? Undergrad (modestly)—His left leg, sir. —Tit-Bits. ELY’S LIQUID CREAM BALM is prepared for sufferers from nasal catarrh who use an atomizer In spraying the diseased membranes. All the healing and soothing properties of Cream Balm are retained in the new preparation. It does not dry up the secretions. Price, Including spraying tube, 75 cents. At druggists or Ely Bros., 56 Warren street, New York, mail it. According to the census returns giving the area of the various States, Florida has the largest amount of land under water in proportion to her area, and Wyoming the least.

Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp’s Balsam will stop the cough at once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a sample bottle free. Sold in 25 and 50cent bottles. Go at once; delays are dangerous. The “Perfumers’ street” was unearthed some years ago in Pompeii. Fpr an early breakfast, nothing Is suite so fine as AJrs. Austin's famous Buckwheat. So good you always want more. Garfield Headache Powders I 4 Powders are •old for 10c; 1 Powder cures a headache.

FWEIMbiBMH Miss Marion Cunningham, the Popular i Young Treasurer of the Young Woman’s Club of Emporia, Kans., has This to Say of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. “Dear Mrs. Pinkham: —Your Vegetable Compound cured me of womb trouble from which I had been a great sufferer for nearly three years. During that time I was very irregular and would often have intense pain in the small of my back, and blinding headaches and severe cramps. For three months I used Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and aches and pains are as a past memory, while health and happiness is my daily experience now. You certainly have one grateful friend in Emporia, and I have praised your Vegetable Compound to a large number of my friends. You have my permission to publish my testimonial in connection with my picture. Yours sincerely, Miss Marion Cunningham, Emporia, Kans.” SSOOO FORFEIT IF THE ABOVE LETTER 18 NOT GENUINE. When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstruation, weakness, leucorrhoea. displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, ot are beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, “allgone,” and u want-to-be-left-alone ” feelings, blues, and hopelessness, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. Itefuse*to buy any other medicine, for you need the best. Mrs. Pinkham Invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guide »1 thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Maas. WINCHESTER "NEW RIVAL” FACTORY LOADED SHOTGUN SHELLS outshoot ail other black powder sheila, becauae they are made ** better and loaded by exact machinery with the standaid brands of powder, shot and wadding. Try them and you will be convinced. ALL e REPtJTABLB o DEALERS o KEEP o THEM

CASTORIA Tor Infante and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the / t Signature //a w of /nV* aJr ' n HaT ® se For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA vhb e.wr.ua oommnv. new vomi cm.

An Easy One.

"Sleepless” wants to know: “What would you give a dog to prevent its barking at night?” "Give it away.”—Baltimore American.

Lane’s Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necessary. Acta gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache. Price 25 and 50c. A new insect has appeared in California in time to devour the eggs of the countless red spiders that injure the orange groves. 7— I can recommend Piso’a Cure for Consumption for Asthma. It has given me great relief.—W. L. Wood, Farmersburg, Ind., Sept. 8, 1901. The “horn of plenty” is altogether too much when it’s a practicing neighbor’s cornet. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not spot, streak or give your goods an unevenly dyed appearance. Talking of big feet, some people's shoes cover two achers. Garfield Headache Powders are especially adapted tQ the needs of nervous women. Mtw. Winslow's Sootbixo Btict for Chlldrsa test kins; Mftons ths sum*, rod ace. indammsUoa, sllaf. pal., cure, wind oolio. 1 cents s bouio.

SAMMY THREW CURVES.

That Was Why He Missed the Bird and Hit an Arc Light Globe. Sammy Blakely Is a boy, one of the kind who believes In having a good time in Devil’s Dip when the holidays come. He had no chicken funds to buy an airgun with and nothing to spend for firecrackers. So he did the next best thing and picked up a pocket full of rocks. With these he undertook to celebrate New Year’s by breaking out the arc lights. “Things look dark for yon, Sammy,” the recorder said. “The officer says you shied a rock at an arc llfht in the Dip and smashed It Into smithereens.” “Does yer wanter h’ar de truf erbout dis?” asked Sammy. “Yes; turn on the light,” -eplled the recorder. “I wus chunkin’ at er bird, Jedge Brlles,” Sammy went on to state, “and I missed de bird an’ hit de lite.” “Did the light bird light on the light?” the recorder asked. “Yer kin make lite ob er pore nigger lak me, Jedge Brlles, es yer wants ter,” the prisoner said, “but de Ute am de truf. I sho did *row dat rock at de bird.” “Where was the bird?” he was asked. “In de tree.” “And where was the tree?” “On de sidewalk.” “And yet you missed the bird in the tree and hit the light In the middle of the street?” Sammy stopped short, blinked his eyes for a moment and then exclaimed: “Dat rock curved, Jedge Brlles.” “Yes and I am onto your curves,” said the recorder. “I guess that bird must have been a bat/’ Sammy blinked bis eyes again. “There’s no use to bat your eyes,” the recorder told him, says the Atlanta Constitution, “for I am going to let you light at the stockade for two weeks, where you won’t have light work.”

His Requirements.

“I can recommend him as a man who never took an unfair advantage of anybody.” “I don’t know as I can find employment for him,” answered Senator Sorghum. “You see, every now and then there gets to be some pretty sharp competition and all I want is to know that my assistant isn’t going to take advantage of me. The rest of the world is at his disposal.”—Washington Star.

THE KANSAS PEOPLE ARE IN LOVE WITH WESTERN CANADA.

They Say the Land There la the Finest on Earth. A great number of delegates have been Influenced through the agency of Mr. J. S. Crawford, the Canadian Government representative at Kansas City, to visit Western Canada, and whether from Missouri or Kansas the story is always the same—they are pleased with the new country being opened up. Isaac H. Levagood writes from Dldsbury, Alberta, as follows: “I met three delegates from Kansas yesterday at Didsbury, and took them home with me and took them out In the afternoon and showed them some of the finest land that lays on top of God's green earth. They are more than pleased with this country. They stayed with me last night; this morning I took them to Didsbury, and they went on north. When they come back they are coming to my place and I am going to help them to run some lines and they are going to locate In sight of my house. There have been over 1,260 acres of land changed hands here in our neighborhood this spring. When I located here last fall I was the furthest back of any of the settlers; to-day I am in the center of the settlement We have thirty-six children that are of school age In our district, and we will have our school district organized next month, when we will proceed to build our school house. The longer we stay here the better we like the country; that is the way with everybody here. They all seem to be satisfied and doing well. I have talked with a great many men here and they told me that they had less than SSO when they got here, and to-day they have got 160 acres of good land and five or six hundred dollars’ worth of stock. Crops are looking fine here. I think this will be a good winter wheat country. One of my neighbors has a small piece and it looks fine.

Encouraging.

Tesa—There goes Ursula Hope with Jack Timmid. Jese—Yes, she’a setting her cap for him. Tess—Do you really think she cares for him? Jess—Yes, indeed. You know her full name is Ursula May Hope. Well, she signs all her letters to him now “U. May Hope.”—Philadelphia Press.

Cheap Land in Catholic Community.

At O’Neill, in Holt County, Neb., there is the finest Convent School in the State, except, perhaps, the Sacred Heart Academy at Omaha. I have fine hay, farm and grazing lands for sale here. Good hay and farm lands from $lO to $lB an acre; grazing land cheaper. Excursions here from any place in the Northwest the first and third Tuesdays in each month. References: Rev. M. F. Cassidy. Parish Priest, First National Bank, O'Neill National Bank, and Elkhorn kulley Bank, of O’Neill, Neb. Lfi ffou Want a good cheap home come atwt»c», as land Is going up. J. A. DONOHOE, O’Neill, Neb.

Amusing the Children.

Mrs. McSbantee (triumphantly)—l see ye are takiu’ in washlu’ agin*, Mrs. McProndMl Mrs. McProudee (whose husband has lost a paying Job)—Sure, it’s only to amuse th’ chllder. They wants th’ windies covered wid steam so they can make pictures on thim.—New York Weekly.

The Tramp’s Request.

“Well,” said Mrs. Wiffles to the tramp, “I suppose you want something to eat this morning?” “No, kind lady,” replied the wayfarer, “I called to see if you had a cast-off bicyclo to give a deserving man.” GarfleM Tee, the Herb Medicine, evree ooaatlpatlea sad liver dlsoMen,

The U. S. Census Report of Catarrh. V& Compiled by the Greatest Living Authority on CatarrhalDiseases." -Ar ■ r ..•> ' 1 ’’ I C.tarrftk 1 IK Catarrh of eye, . fr. tr-+ 1 3 Catarrh of th roak fnvoretlsectioned fcurrh of Fj&p <>f 5 deaths from catarrh. ME&SKKKmK/KRk Female catarrß- _ Summer Catarrh. jHHLeMH favored sections— VnOh Catarrh of stomaua mo of 20 deaths from catarrh.. cSJSrrh of fewei*, mCnt"rrhal diseases prevail- . 3 Kl IP <»f dO deaths from catarrh* Winter catarrh prevails most catarrh o-.r.-.u _ Wf Summer catarrh prevail, mo.t south. Im fstallty fl-om catarrh—' of 10 deaths from catarrh. The Cause of Most Bodily Ills Is Catarrh.

MRS. BELVA A. LOCKWOOD. Mrs. Belva A. Lockwood, late candidate for the Presidency, writes: “I have used your Penina and I find it an Invaluable remedy for cold, catarrh and kindred diseases; also a good tonic for feeble and old people, orthose run down and with nerves unstrung. I desire, also, to say that it has no evil effects.” Mrs. Lockwood’s residence is Washington, D. C.

Catarrh has already become a national curse. Its ravages extend from ocean to ocean. More than one-half of the people are affected by it. Catarrh is a systemic disease. Peruna is a systemic remedy. Penina cures catarrh by removing the cause. Address The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, 0., for free book.

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CONGRESSMAN CUMMINGS, OF NEW YORK CITY. Hon. Amos J. Cummings, of New York, says: ** Peruna is good for catarrh. I have tried it and know it. It relieved me immensely on my trip to Cuba, and I always have a bottle in reserve. Since my return I have not suffered from catarrh, but if I do I shall use Peruna again. Meantime you might send me another bottle.”

clear BWIFWIF THE TRaCK! More • the aonarch—nthlc g likRtWR ♦artb aalcer'A srw VOth Jfl MgJflhJr CBMtwrj Oat inaea tte cate sar ies £r»t irltM a« the biggest vielder everywhere The fael t>. Salter • eats art bred (o produee. 1 he V. 8. DepartMHcultereclaime tbaleutef ever 400 eataples «b 4 bSv kinds UaUd. SaUer’a were the best. Hew do you like that, Mr. Farmer? Oar new 20th Century Oat is boon* te eeeapletaly r * TeloU * ~t * Mlt rrcwlhg and we expect doiens es farmers U reaort K J 1 * 14 * 1 " 1 *’from »eOl« *OO bu.halo per aere. Frteo la «lrt eheap. Be !■ the ewim and buy ibis variety this spring te sell U vSflfibiVx « year aelfhbert the eeodag fall for seed. It will sorely pay yea. WflW Marvel Wheat—42 bus. per Acre ™ * BI X *b«»l «n earth that will yield a paying erup uorth, oast, aeutb, WWrLX Sf th er«ry state la the Unioe, We also have the celebrated Maoewr * Bl ylelllag •* ear farms, «3 bushels per acre. SFELTZ ® Tk * cereal and hay ea earth, predoelsg frean <0 to M baahels <•< 4 taae es rich hay per sere. aLPzCrJI VEGETABLESEEDS v« tv, l,rt„t F ...r. ,r. 4 ,u: >t~k .t „r11,,t r,„. B.<>, S.ut Hta m 4 Eg T.f,ubl« rrl,„ twj it,. O,lt, U KT B n..u u« «> t V«W4. Ulla, yaMßuTWfc For Wc-Worth SIO Hol Ov <r„t ~Ul,C<l, CCDUIO, t.,1 a.K, ptl-a .r ,ur Burdi,,, Birlay. JBfirA*? 1 * MSF yl,ui>( >o» »uk,l>; „r Trii.:«-H<»m, I'.n (.let UM tubal,; V ~r yatatau «<a buah,:, y*r Ur,; «Br ( tad aW,,r A wl ■URinMgK alztor,,. pr»dul ßl> a ,t l b<r, ,ur F» Oal wkb It, 1 t,a, bv ud nt, Vlt» ie tau ladlar Mr, Ball,, > (rut BKr XU " ,lk t ,o ° u ’" 4 * »*“• «»rd,a«r fkr — **** •• w «ru ■w JwAA 14 • ,t, r t-i, »• i»a »«, ~ >wfAF y uvßaßgMvk, rM,| ><•> vB MTMULirKENCTNES atJOk Two Cylinder and Single Cylinder Honaontal Typo. ■ Slagle Cylinder Vertical Type. I IflfaSSS'- , JB All hlvh grade and fully warranted. AGENTS I Write for catalogue "B" and price.. WANTED 81.. JWpHWk JW MCMULLIN MOTIVE-POWER AND CONSTRUCTION <••4 Royal Insurance Bldg., CHICAGO.

JUSTTHINK OF IT Every termer fall own i PP~jnM [landlord, no incum--I*7l flUfec Rlj I br *“ e ®’.hls bank account I I lnore a»tng year by year. I FJ/f [lnf land value Increasing r?kla> «toc< Increasing, syleudid climate, excellent school! and churches I low taxation, high prices for cattle and gfliln, low railway rates, and every possible comfort. This is the condition of the farmer in Western Canada, Province of Manitoba and districts of Asslnlboia, Saskatchewan and Alberta. Thousands of Americans are now settled there. Reduced rates on all railways for homeseekers and settlers. New districts are being opened up this year. The new 40-page Atlas of westernCanadaaent free to all applicants. Apply to F. Pedley, Supt. of Immigration, Ottawa. Can., or to C. J. Broughton. 1223 Monadnock Bldg., Chicago; N. Bartholomew, 300 bth-sL, Des Moines. Iowa; M. V. Mclnnes, No. 2 Avenue Tbeaterßlk., Detroit,Mich.; Jas. Orleve, Sault Ste.Marle.Mlcb.; 0. A. Laurier, Marquette, Mich.; T. O. Currie, 1 New Insurance Building, Milwaukee, Wls.; E. T. Holmes, Indianapolis, Ind., Agents for the Government of Canada. To Introduce our An tease tip Weskers, which wo <”«Wtf>tje ISdejejKsaslly Wgs hl "C In SO Minutes, wlthshtnAlfoUnktlewUoe. and to wash the wristbands and dollars of we dirt ids t Shirt perfectly clean witnoutr the use of E WhshbdlTd Isspesalble to tapirs the mos| delicate fahrlea. We will famish a free sample to those who will act as our Agent and help us Introduce our Washers during their spare teil SELF THREADING SEWING MACHINE NEEDLE. Give name of roar machine; send ‘Zlo an > we will mail you sample package of assorted Needles. NsTrowax. Automatic NaxoLX 00..1t0 Nassau at.. New York City QO KA •tarts Yew la Mall Order Business ua»*>v at lisas; large proHta, daily returns; particulars tor stamp. Mason A 00., IhLs Hails st.. Chicago Don’t Accept a Substitute I When you ask for Cascarets be sure you get the genuine Cascarets Candy Cathartic! Don’t accept fraudulent substitutes, imitation* or counterfeits! Genuine tablets stamped C, C. C. Never sold in bulk. All roc.

GENERAL JOE WHEELER. Major General Joseph Wheeler 9 commanding the cavalry wrcea in front of Santiago, and ths author of “The Santiago Campaign,” in speaking of the great catarrh remedy, Peruna, says: ”1 join with Senators Sullivan, Roach and McEnery in their good opinion of Peruna. It is recommended to me by those who,have used it as an excellent tonic and particularly cHective as a cure for catarrh. ”

Capsicum Vaseline Put Up in Collapsible Tubes. A Substitute for and Superior to Mustard or any other plaster, and will not blister the moat delicate skin. The pain allaying and curative qualities el this article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, and relieve headache aqd sciatica. We recommend it aa the best and safest external counter-irritant known, also as an external remedy for paint In ths chest and stomach and all rheumatic, neuralgic and gouty complaints A trial will prove what we claim for it, and U will be found to bo Invaluable in the household. Many people uy “It la the boat of ail your prong, rations." Price 15 cents, at all druggists, or other dealer*, or by sending this amount to us In postage stamps we will send you a tube by mall.q No article should be accepted by the public usleas the Mme carries our label, aa olherwlM It Is not genuine CHEESEBROUGH MANUFACTURING CO, 17 State Street, New Vsrk City. ‘ ’ WHY NOT USE THE BEST >AVL OPPERMANN'S german household > hPT1 DYES are the best for Home eStg Dyeing. Their use guarantee* AjNi least labor and best mtlsfactiom. a*k Yova Dbalbb. Tak« Ho Prawn. • Ofl A WEEK Straight salary an««*> vLU ponses to men with rig to Introduce our Poultry Mixture In country; year's contom <c? iUrasfeSSksnt C.N. U. No. 7-1905 WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS FLEAM UY ’ yea mw tbs advortbsassat la this paper. J P| " ■a Best < ough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use M E In tima Bota by druggist. gs