Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 February 1902 — The Cynic. [ARTICLE]

The Cynic.

“The number of people who speak English,” said the amateur statistician, “is Dow 116,000.000.” “It is a wonder,” said the cynic, “some of them do not find their way on th the stage.”—Tit-Bits.