Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 January 1902 — Grim Humor. [ARTICLE]

Grim Humor.

"Do you wish youT missionary steak rare or well done?” asked the most high chef, with an obeisance. “What was the victim’s occupation in life?” replied the cannibal chief, wearily. “He was a collector, your majesty,” replied the chef. “Well dun,” concluded the chief, who enjoyed his own jokes hugely. The court attendants broke into a labored guffaw, for whoever did not laugh did not live. —Ohio State Journal.