Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1902 — Only Three at the Table. [ARTICLE]

Only Three at the Table.

John (to guest)—Oh, I Insist! Now, do have more oysters. There’s plenty in the ice box. Guest—No; really, I must refuse. Two hours later. Phyllis—John, what did you urge him to have oysters for? There wasn’t any more. Didn’t you feel me kick you? John—Eh? My dear, you did not kick me!—Boston Herald.