Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 November 1901 — A Sacrifice Accepted. [ARTICLE]

A Sacrifice Accepted.

Clarence-K-Clara, if I Jet you buy s new winter coat, I’ll have to wear my old one. Clara—Oh, you dear, sweet, lovely, generous old boy!—Detroit Free Press. Much Above It. “Yes,” they said. “Mr. Diggem is above his occupation.” “What,” we asked, ‘‘does he do?” “lie,” they replied, “is a well driller.”—Baltimore American. The Grocer’s Bill. ITcnd of Family—Are you sure, Mary, that we got all these things from the grocery last month? The Lady Help—l’m sure I got ’em, sor.—lndianapolis News. -4 Hard to Get Down. “For some people,” remarked the observer of events and things, “a pill is just about as hard to get down as a broken umbrella.”— Yonkers Statesman. Hla Fondness. Miss Jimplecute—Are you fond of animals, Mr. Wyndham? Mr. Wyndharn—‘Well, I like s|riug lamb.—Somerville Journal. A Nonsense Bong. Oh, Topuy Toodleu, come with me To « wonderful land beyond the ie«. The myaterioua land of Fiddlc dc-dce, Where a thousand million wonders be I Where a lurk can bark And a cow tan bow. Where a kite can write And a pin can dig. Where a goat can float And aheep can weep, Where an owl qan ecowl And a rook can cook. Where a snake tan make Herself a cake , And put It In the etove to bake) Oh. come with me, of, come wiili ine. Oh. Tapey Toodlea, come with met —PitUburg Dispatch.