Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 August 1901 — A Musical Diversion. [ARTICLE]

A Musical Diversion.

"Sue, have you milked the cow*?" "Ye*, dad.” “An’ killed a shoat for Sunday?” “Jest have.” “An’ hoed the garden?” “All over.” “Well, then, put on the green* fer dinner, an’ you kin go an’ play the planner fer yer gran’daddy!”—Exchange.