Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 August 1901 — How It Worked. [ARTICLE]

How It Worked.

“Tea,” said the old inhabitant, "old man Jink* climbed a pine tree to git rid o* tha life insurance agent, an’ a harricane coma ’long an’ blowad tha tree down, an’ tha agent wu« the fust to puli Jinka from under it; an’ he wuz head pallbearer at Jink*’ funeral, an’ preached a aarmont on the uncertainties of life, an’ insured the whole town/ an' went hl* way rejoicin’ I”—Atlaata Constitution.