Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 July 1901 — Convincing His Chum. [ARTICLE]

Convincing His Chum.

Johnny (in the garden)—Father! father! look out of the window. Father (putting out his head)—What a nuisance' you children are! What do you want now? Johnny (with a triumphant glance at his playfellow) Tommy Brook* wouldn't believe you’d got no hair on the top of your head.—London Tit-Bits.