Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 July 1901 — Reassuring. [ARTICLE]

Reassuring.

Old Gentleman (to railway porter)— Porter, the rain is dripping in from the lamp hole all over my clothes. Porter (reassuringly)—No, sir; it's quite watertight, I assure you. It’s only the oil leaking.—Tit Bits.