Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 July 1901 — Suburban Diplomacy. [ARTICLE]

Suburban Diplomacy.

City Friend (on suburban train)—Do you call this train the “Millionaires’ Train” or the “Flyer?” I see it makes no stops at the smaller stations. Mr. Isolate (of Lonelyville)—Neither! We call this the "Cooks’ Express”—because we make it a point to bring our jpew cooks out on it; it doesn’t make Lonelyville seem so far out from the city as the slow accommodations do. —Puck.