Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 13, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1901 — Repartee Ab Ovo. [ARTICLE]

Repartee Ab Ovo.

“Hello!" exclaimed the egg that was still intact, “you appear to be all broke up." “Nevertheless,” replied the one in the bowl of eggnog, “I’m in good spirits.” “So I observe. I suppose you’ll bo drunk in a little while.”—Philadelphia Press.