Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 12, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 June 1901 — Why Augustas Didn’t. [ARTICLE]

Why Augustas Didn’t.

Pretty Angelina Swizzleblosso m had fallen from her wheel and sprained her wriat and Augustus BloomengAten, her manly escort, was kneeling by her side endeavoring to bind a handkerchief about the disabled member. "Rubber neck! Rubber neck!” yelled a near-by newsboy at a passing wheelman, who turned to look back at the pathetic scene. “But her neck Isn't hurt, don’t you know," replied the astonished Augustus, and the newsboy went and pounded his head against a lamp post.—Los Angeles Herald.