Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 7, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 May 1901 — Page 3

Bljt laV - * jHftjlj} jj Wx l: irl All maimer of extravagant expressions are possible when a woman’s nerves are overwrought. The spasm at the top of the wind pipe or bronchial tubes, “ball rising in the throat,” violent beating of the heart, laughing and crying by turns, muscular spasms (throwing the arms about), frightened by the most insignificant occurrences—are all symptoms of a hysterical condition and serious derangement of the female organs. Amy female coifiplaint may produce hysterics, which must be regarded as a symptom only. The cause, however, yields quietly to Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, which acts at once upon the organ afflicted and the nerve centers, dispelling effectually all those distressing symptoms. Mr*. Lewis says: •* I Feel Like a New Person, Physically and rientally.” " Dkab Mrs. Pink ham I wish to speak a good word for Lydia EL Puudiam’s Vegetable Compound. For years I had ovarian trouble and suffered everything from nervousness, severe headache, and pain in back and abdomen. I had consulted different physicians, but decided to try your medicine, and I soon found it was giving me much relief. I continued its use and now am feeling like a new person, physically and mentally, and am glad to add one more testimonial to the value of your remedy.”— Mrs. M. H. Lewis, 8108 Valentine Ave., Tremont, New York, N. Y. Writing to Mrs. Pinkham is the quickest and surest way to get the right advice about all female troubles. Her address is Lynn, Mass. She advises women free. Following is an instance: Mrs. Haven’s First Letter to Mrs. Pinkham. " Dear Mrs. Pinkham : —I would like your advice in regard to my troubles. I suffer every month at time of menstruation, and flow so much and for so long that I become very weak, also get very dizzy. lam troubled with a discharge before and after menses, have pains in ovaries so bad sometimes that I can hardly get around, have sore feeling in lower part of bowele, pain in back, bearing-down feeling, a desire to pass urine frequently, with pains in passing it; have leucorrhcea, headache, fainting spells, ana sometimes have hysteria. My blood is not in good oondition. Hoping to from you. I am,” Mbs Emma Haven, 2508 South Ave., Council Bluffs, lowa. (JuaeS, 1899.) Mrs. Haven's Second Letter. ** Dear Mrs. Pinkham I wish to express my gratitude for what your medicine haa done for me. I suffered for four years with womb trouble Every month I flowed very badly. I got so bad that I oould hardly do my work. Was obliged to sit or lie down the most of the time. I doctored for a lcmg time, but obtained no relief. I began using jefar remedies—Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, Blood Purifier, Sanative Wash and Liver Pills—and now feel like a new woman.”— Mbs. Kww* Haven 9508 South Ave., Council Bluffs, lowa. (Feb. 1, 1900.) sennn reward g'liuio.ntucl lh< l„ier, I U II IIII U U testimonial* ere not femime, or were published before obtaining the wnten apecial perm melon,— Lydia K. Pimkham Medicine Co.

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SAXON KING ON AMERICAN SHIP

How a European Monarch Wai Received by a Yankee Commander. The following la from Rear Admiral Franklin's naval reminiscences: When the Independence lay at Trieste she was visited by thousands and thousands of people who had never seen go large n ship before, and among those who Inspected her were the King of Saxony, the Ban of Croatia and others of exalted rank. The commander of the Independence was Commodore Morgan, who was very gouty and very old for his years. The visit of the King of Saxony stirred the old gentleman up to extraordinary exertions. “We were all In full uniform to receive the King, and while assembled at the starboard gangway, expecting him to come on that side, the commodore, discovering that he was making for the port ladder, rushed about as wildly a» bis gouty legs would let him, and ‘shooed’ us all over to the other side with the exclamation; ‘Don't you see the King coming on that side?’ He was a very queer character. He bad been accustomed to the usages of good society all his life, but In showing the King around his ship, Instead of addressing him In the usual form he would sn.v, ‘Step this way. King, If you please,’ or ‘Let me help you down this batch, King.’ I could never understand whether It was drollery on his part or not. “He dined a larg*> number of Austrian officers one day, as a sort of wind-up to the festivities prior to our sailing nway to the coast of Italy. They were all pretty well filled with wine by the time dinner was over, and adjourned to the poop deck. The old gentleman presented a most comical appearance, with his wig slewed one side, and his eye, which always looked As If It were glass, rolling around In a most quizzical fashion. lie was surrounded by Austrians, who seemed all to be talking to him at the same time. He was backing sway from them as they were gesticulating at him, uutll ho reached the end of the poop, and, when be could go no further without going overboard, he threw up his hands in despair, exclaiming, *1 don’t understand a—- word you say.’" Cork Is oos of the most difficult of substances to pulverize.

The Rascal.

Counsel for the defense had pleaded with such earnest and pathetic eloquence on behalf of his client, who stood charged with pocketpicking, that the audience was moved to tears, and the prisoner himself was rubbing his eyes with a silk handkerchief. At that moment the barrister, happening to glance in his direction, suddenly Stopped In his speech and exclaimed: “Why, the rascal is using my handkerchief I”—Tidbits.

If Coffee Poisons Yon.

ruins your digestion, makes yoq nervous and sallow complexioned, keeps you awake nights and acts against your system generally, try Grain-O, the new food drink. It is made of pure selected grain and is healthful, nourishing and appetising. It has none of the bad effects of coffee, yet it is just as pleasant to the taste, and when properly prepared can’t be told from the finest coffees. Costs about %as much. It is a healthful table drink for the children and adults. Ask your grocer for Grain-O. 15 and 25c.

Borrowed Books.

“I say, Smithkins, what a fine lot of books you’ve collected; you won’t mind lending me one now and then, will you? It’s so awfully slow down here.” “I should be delighted, dear boy, but lent volumes never find their way back. For instance, every book on these •helves is borrowed.”—Tidbits.

Tod Can Get Alien’s Foot-Base FREE.

Write to-day to Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y., for a FREE sample of Allen’s FootBase, a powder to shake into your shoes. It cures tired, sweating, damp, swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes •asy. A certain cure for Corns and Bunions. All druggists and shoe stores sell it. 25c.

Revised in Time.

"Miss Strong," he began, “will you be mine? That is to say, er ” She had knotted her fair brows In a frown. “Er—that is, may I be yours?” “Yes,” she said, with a smile.—lndianapolis Sun.

An American Artist.

Of the late George R. Bonfleld, the artist of Philadelphia, the Ledger of that city tells this story: “Early In life he was a marble carver, and his employer sent him to Bordentown, N. J., to decorate some marble work at the residence of Joseph Bonaparte, the exiled King of Spain. One day, while passing through one of the halls, he saw a marine scene painted by one of the French masters. In a twinkling young Bonfleld had his sketch book, which was always his companion, In his hand, and commenced to draw the scene. While so occupied he heard footsteps approaching, and, not wanting to be caught, as be considered, taking his employer’s time, he tried to pnt the book in bis pocket without being noticed, but was too late. It was Bonaparte who saw his attempt to conceal the book, and asked young Bonfleld to •how him what he was doing. The young man complied with the request, and the ex-King of Spain so much admired the work that he not only gave him permission to roaiu wherever he pleased through his art galleries, but Introduced him to his daughter, who waa also an admirer of art.”

A Slave to Fashion.

Warden—What's the row over there In the cellhouse? Guard—That embezzler says that he won’t stay any longer if he can't have creases in his trousers and ragian shoulders In his coat. —Baltimore American. A boy baby a month old can expect bat 42 years of life. When he is five years older his chances of living have increased to 51 years G months. It takes a genius to compel himself to take the disagreeable tasks he has to perform. I Mrs. Winslow's Soothiho htbct for Children teeth ins; softens the sums, reauoes lnflemmstlon eUsyt pein. cares wind 00110 » cents s bottle. To toast "youth,” where women of uncertain age predominate.

Bad Breath j; I V Undigested, decaying food remnants, In the mouth and stomach, giving off pestiferous gases, are the cause i 1 V ?! awfu br ? ath ’ so re P ulsive as to cause a halt in friendship, affection, love,—any form of intimacy. ♦ > ' J Nobody can stand Its overpowering stench, and it Is a cause of terrible misery to those afflicted and their dear > J °[ ies - I Th ® r *J one way to cure it—disinfect the digestive canal with CASCARETSI Clean It out, keep it ♦ > X c,ean * , let UASCARETS stimulate the lining of mouth and stomach, and put it in shape to work naturally and «! > (♦ properly. Nothing but CASCARETS will bring about the desired result BE SURE YOU OEI THEM 1 »> > ,ter so*.—Detroit Free (« £!: ssw j&stsxjsSsb 3 €♦ r *».wrvkA *AkMt«» Isw OsasTitf V ' ► Soo Ctasoueis vs have tmprrod ITsllj mi m V -- -saaae;-. e a % rei£ca)Ut& j £ BEST FOR BOWELS AND LIVER. \ 1 ]>♦ this is cnrnmr war <♦ the TABLET DRUGGISTS j\ SOZODONT »«- TatHi S BBCh 25*! Water] w«i w yg |w m

Some Meaningless Phrases.

The girl may have hinted she’d like to essay Some ballad or similar thing; She may have suggested she’d like to display How clearly her upper notes ring; But when she’s Invited It’s proper to say She “kindly consented to sing.” The youth may have pleaded with voice and with pen For some one to “give him a show”; He ne’er “gets a job," though appealing to men With tales of his worth and his woe; But, given a chance, be complaisantly then “Accepts a position,” you know. To pose as a patroness may be the aim Of the dame on pre-eminence bent. Though tricks that she tries in this popular game May clearly reveal her intent, You’ll notice, when asked for the use of her name, She “graciously gives her consent.” —Chicago Evening Post. *

Johnny and His Mamma.

Mamma—Johnny, I want you to be good to-day. Johnny—l’ll be good if you’ll gimme a nickel. Mamma—Johnny, I want you to remember that you cannot be a child of mine unless you are *ood for nothing.— Indianapolis Sun.

Juvenile Logic.

“Mamma, will heaven be as beautiful as they say in the books?” Mother—Certainly, my dear; why do you ask? “Places we go to in the summer are never as nice as the circulars.”—Life. Piso’s Cure is the best medicine we ever used for all affections of the throat and lungs.—Wm. O. Endsley, Vanburen, Lnd., Feb. 10, 1900.

The Limit.

Buster—l am having awful luck. lam now down to my last dollar. Dedbroke Pshaw, that’s nothing! Wait till you are down to the last dollar of your last friend.—Life.

A Month's Test Free.

If you have RhtamatUm, writ* Dr. Shoep, Racine, Wls., Box 149, for aix bottles of hit Rheumatic Oure, express paid. Send no money. Pay $6.60 if eared. Wheat is mentioned twenty-eight different times in the Bible.

|Toasting - broiling * JWj/j baking - ironing . wMPmJau anything that can be dons with s weed or coal firs is done M \jMvgHn \ better, cheaper and quicker on s fP WICKLESS 21 Fp. Oil ®tove^W

An Ancient Utility.

The Brooklyn woman was showing her little niece through ths art gallery. "Oh, look, mantle, at the woman without any armsP’ “Yes, dearie, that is an ancient goddess.” “I didn’t know they had trolley cars In those days, aontie I”—Yonkers Statesman. __

What Do the Children Drink?

Don’t give them tea or coffee. Have you tried the new food drink called GRAIN-O? It is delicious and nourishing and takes the place of coffee. The more Grain-O yon give the children the more health you distribute through their ay stems. Grain-O is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared tastes like the choice grades of coffee, bnt costs about % >■ much. Ail grocers sell it. 16c and 25c.

Knew His Business.

Hostess—Dear me, the conversation is flagging. What can we do to amuse our guests? Host—l don’t know, nnless we leave the drawing room for a few minutes and give them a chance to talk about us. Switzerland, in proportion to Its size, has more hotels than any other country in the world. The bonifaces of that beautiful country reap a harvest of about $25,000,000 each year.

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