Jasper County Democrat, Volume 4, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 May 1901 — One Strong Reason. [ARTICLE]

One Strong Reason.

Magistrate—The assault you have committed on your poor wife la a most brutal one. Do you know of any reason why I should not send you to prison? Prisoner—ls you do, your honor, it will break up our honeymoon.—New York Truth.