Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 March 1901 — Page 3

ITCHING Burning Scaly HUMORS Complete External and Internal Treatment (ytlcura THE SET $1.25 Consisting: of CUTICURA SOAP to cleanse the skin of crusts and scales, and soften the thickened cuticle, CUTICURA OINTMENT to instantly allay itching, irritation, and inflammation, and soothe and heal, and CUTICURA RESOLVENT to cool and cleanse the blood, and expel humor germs. A SINGLE SET is often sufficient to cure the most torturing, disfiguring skin, scalp, and blood humors, rashes, itchings, and irritations, with loss of hair, when the best physicians, and all other remedies fail. WONDERFUL CURE OF PSORIASIS. AS a sufferer for thirty years from the worst form of Psori- . asis, finally cured by Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment, I wish to tell you my experience, that others may benefit by it. I was so grievously afflicted that the matter that exuded from my pores after the scales had peeled off, would cause my underclothing to actually gum to my body. After remaining in one position, sitting or lying down, for an hour or two, the flesh on my elbows and knees would split, so thick and hard would the crusty scales become. The humiliation I experienced, to say nothin? of physical agony, was something frightful. The detached scales would ' fairly rain from my coat sleeves. I have read none of your testimonials that appear to represent a case so bad as mine. But as to the cure. I commenced bathing in hot Cuticura Soap suds night and morning, applied the Cuticura Ointment, and then wrapped mvself in a sheet. In two weeks my skin was almost blood ted in color, but smooth and without scales. Patches of natural colored skin began to appear, and in less than a month I was cured. lam now passed forty years-of age and have skin as soft and smooth as a baby's. Hoping tnat others may benefit by my experience, and regretting that sensitiveness forbids me from disclosing my name, i I am yours gratefully, J. H. ML, Boston, Mass* Sept. 30,1900. Millions of People Use Cuticura Soap A stilted by Cutleur* Ointment, the great ekln cure, fbr preeerving, pvifylng, and beautifying the ekln. for cleansing tbe ecaip of emits, effalea, and dandruff, and the (topping of falling hair, for softening, whitening, and healing red, rough, and tore hand#, for baby raebee. Itching*, and chafing*, and for all the purpoeee of tbe toilet, bath, and nureery. Million* or Women use Cuticuxa Soar in the form of bathe for annoylnglrrltatiooe. Inflammation*, and excoriation*, or too free or offensive perspiration, in the form of washes for ulcerative weaknesses, and for many sanative antiseptic purposes which readily suggest themselves to women, and especially mothers. Cuticura BOAT combines dell, cate emollient properties derived from Cuticura, the great skin cure, with the purest of cleansing ingredients, and the most refreshing of flower odors. Mo amount of persuasion can induce those who have once used these great akin purifiers and beautiflers to use any others, especially for preserving and purifying the ekln, scalp, and hair of Infanta and childrw. Mo other mtdicaUd [soap Is to be compared with It for preserving, purifying, and beautifying the akin, scalp, hair, and hands. No other foreign or domestic MM soap, however expensive, la to be compared with it for all the purposes of the toilet, bath, and nureary. Thus It combines In Omr Soap at Okb Puck, the bust skin and comnlaxtoa soap, and the bkst toilet and baby soap In the woritLSold by all druggist*.

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DO YOU H WCOUCHM a don t delai' m [ KEMP’S 1 I balsam!

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The Tale of the Asses.

Once on a time two Bull-beaded Asses met on a narrow Plank that Bridged a Yawning Chasm. "Back out, Daffy,” said the first Ass, "and let me pass.” “Nay,” said the second Ass; "we will play a game of Euchre to decide who has the Right of Way.” So the,cords were dealt. "What do you do?” asked the first Ass, as he turned a Trump and looked at his Hand. "Why, I pass, of conrse,” answered the second Ass, throwing down his cnrds and pushing the Other to the Hocks below. Moral: Never go against Another Man’s Game.—lndianapolis Sun.

For the Occasion.

“Please look pleasant,” remarked the photographer. Snap went the camera. “And now, ma’am,” he continued, “you may resume your natural expression.”—Philadelphia Times.

FARMING IN WESTERN CANADA.

Tke Great Natural Fertility cf tbe Soil la Manitoba, Assiuiboia, Saskatchewan and Alberta. What Has Been Done by Premier Oreenway, Himself a Leading Farmer. Hon. Thomas Greenway, Premier of tbe Province of Manitoba, one of the foremost farmers of Western Canada, writes an excellent article to the press, from which the following extracts are made: The writer came to Manitoba from Ontario in the autumn of 1878, and has ever since been engaged In agricultural pursuits. From the day, nearly twenty-two years ago, when he selected his homestead, he has had unbounded faith in the country as a place where farming can be successfully carried on, If pursued upon proper lines. There Is a large number in this province who should rather be called “wheat growers" than farmers. On account of the facilities, natural advantages, an'd therefore cheapness with which wheat can be grown, no doubt many have done exceedingly well by raising wheat only; still, it la far from Ideal farming. Not only will such a course, If persisted In, have the effect of causing the land to run out, as has been the experience of those who pursued tbe aarne plan In the wheat-producing prairie states to the south of us, but It la far from being the most profitable course to adopt. This fact Is already being demonstrated In Manitoba. Let the farms In this Western country be managed upon the lines which were successful in the Eastern provinces, and much more can be done here in a given time than was ever done In the East. The probabilities of failure are practically nil. Upon the farm there should j>e found horses, cattle, sheep, hogs and poultry, according to the ability of the farmer—with respect to his means and the extent of his holding. The wanton waste which has hitherto been practiced by many farmers, that of burning vast quantities of excellent fodder after threshing Is done, should cease; It should all be used upon the farm and converted Into ttm old, sensible kind of fertilizer manure, and afterwards be returned to the soil, so that what has been taken from It by the crop may be restored. Although admitting that the great natural fertility of tbe soil In Manitoba and the success that has attended the growing of wheat after wheat for years upon the same land have a~tendency to make such a course as the one mentioned tempting, yet, If confined, wheat growing upon the 6ame land year after year is undoubtedly a mistake. The writer knows of no country that offers advantages 60 great to the agriculturist as does Manitoba. The various branches of farming can be carried on successfully, as twenty-two years of practical operations and observations of what others are doing have proven. To those desiring to make new homes for themselves, the low price of some of the best lands in tbe world (although rapidly advancing In price this year) offer still great opportunities. To all such the Invitation Is cordially given to “come and see.” There need be no poor people here. There Is land for all who choose to come, land upon which happy homes can be established, and from which ample resources can be gathered against old age. All that a man needs to achieve competence In this domain is common sense and Industry. With these qualifications ho is bound to succeed. Particulars of these lands, and how to obtain them, may be had on application to any agent of the Dominion Government, whose advertisement appears elsewhere.

Not the Bame.

D’Auber—l was certainly gratified at what Mr. Crltteek said about me. Dabster—What was that? D’Auber—Why, you heard him. Ha said I was unquestionably a deft colorist. Dabster—l understood him to aaj “daft.”—Philadelphia Press.

Home-Seekers’ Excursions.

On the first and third Tuesdays of each month the Chicago, Milwaukee and Bt. Paul Railway will sell round-trip excursion tickets from Chicago, Milwaukee and other points on Its line to a great many points in South Dakota, North Dakota and other Western and Northwestern States at about one fare. Take a trip west and see the wonderful crops and what an amount of good land can bo purchased for a little money. Further Information os to rates, routes, prices of farm lands, etc., may be obtained by addressing F. A. Miller, General Passenger Agent, Chicago, 111.

He Knows Where He Threw It.

"John Henry, I believe you think more of that old pipe you’re looking at ao tenderly than you do of your wlfa and children!” “Marla, if I expected to swear off forever next Tuesday morning from my wife and children I’d be looking tenderly at them, too.”—Chicago Tribune.

Wonderful Yield of Speltz.

Blanchard Bros' Chaffee Co., Colo., write to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., who are the introducers of this remarkable grain and hay food. Spelts, saying: “We have just threshed 182 bushels of Salzer’s Spelts from the 100 pounds of seed you sent us last spring. The neighbors all think It is marvelously wonderful. Nearly all of the 182 bushels sold at 92.00 for seed. Spelts and Alfalfa are our money makers.” We urge every farmer to try a few acres of Spelts. Write to Salzer to-day. Most wild animals are fond of perfumes. Lions and tigers in captivity take a special delight In odors, such a* those of roses and xHolets.

Dane's Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necesssry. Acts gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache. Price 25 and 50c. There is no future pang can deal that justice on the self-condemned be deals on his own soul.—Byron. Mrs. Winslow's Sooth nr a svsor for ChlMrm tsylhlna: softens ths sums, rsonoss lnflsmmstioa, ■uses pala, sans vtadooU* » coats * botUo.

DID NOT INSULT THE WAITER.

Transaction that Surprised an Old* Time Visitor from Texas. “I dropped into a restaurant on the old side at dinner hour the other evening,” said a jovial bachelor to a New Orleans , Times-Democrat man, “and, finding the place crowded, got a seat at a small table with a man who was evidently a stranger In the city. He was a middle-aged, raw-boned chap, with a heavy mustache and a bronzed skin, and after a littld furtive ‘sizing-up’ I came to the conclusion that he w r a3 a cattleman from somewhere In Southwest Texas out on a pleasure trip. In a little while I noticed that my vis-a-vis was having an unhappy time of it, on account of the extraordinary neglect of his waiter, who was apparently doing his best to spoil the dinner. He was not only slow and impudent, but he mixed up the courses and got everything twisted in a carefully elaborate fashion that exhibited a touch of genius. Altogether, it was something maddening, and I fell to wondering when his victim would rise up and slay him, but the Texan, on the contrary, seemed to be rather cowed. He worked his way silently through the demoralized repast, and finally caught my eye and sighed deeply. “ ‘Peafs like that feller wasn’t carin’ much whether I got anything to eat or not,’ he remarked In a resigned voice. “ ‘I noticed he was serving you pretty badly,’ said L ‘What seems to be the ’trouble?’ “ ‘Hanged if I know,’ said the Texan, pulling his same feller brought me a feed here yesterday and like to run his legs off gettin’ me things. Dunno what I did to make him sour on me.’ _!‘l reflected and remembered that the tip and the garcon are alike unknown out In the cattle country. ‘Suppose you give him a quarter when he comes back,’ 1 suggested, ‘and see what effect that has on him.’ “My companion glared at me in astonishment. “ ‘lt will make him flghtin’ mad, won’t it?’ he asked Id a whisper. ‘Mad nothing!’ I replied laughing. ‘Just try it and see how indignant he gets.’ “ ‘All right,’ 6aid the Texan, ‘l’ll do It, but look out fer trouble. I’m powerful ’feared I’ll have him to lick.’ “The quarter changed hands with exceedingly satisfactory results,” said the Jovial bachelor, “and'the stranger and I went out together. “ ‘l’m much obliged to you for puttin’ me on to that,’ he said, ‘fer I’d never of thought of it, and might have starved to death Jest through Ignorance. But out whar I live it would mean a scrap sure,' he added. ‘Why, man, that waiter was ’most as old as I am myself and a blamed sight better dressed!’ ”

Clever Salesman.

“I wish to see a bonnet,” said Miss Passee, aged 40. “For yourself, miss?” inquired the French milliner. “Yes.” "Marie, run down stairs and get me hats between 18 and 25.” Bonnet sold. —Tld-Bits.

CONSTIPATED OLD AGE Means misery on the eve of life. Nine out of ten old people are constipated because the muscles of their intestines have become Sr weak, worn out and flabby. Constipation k curse °ld age, causes bile and acid poisons to remain in the blood, making 1 rIA/&{ the skin yellow and wrinkled, the eyes T/ "~TVl 1 I bleary and causing the “bones to ache.” Keep the bowels strong, healthy and regular iT p 'MGty J and old age loses all its terrors and weakVm vWw 'j&Efsw /// nesses. No reason why grandpa and V f/ grandma shouldn't have bright eyes, and m£/ j c * ear ' *^ cin an< * f««l lively and active, if they will only keep their bowels open and vigorous with CASCARETS CANDY CATHARTIC, the greatest bowel tonic V I /my® ever heard 01. Try them today—a 50c * ' HfESSOI box—a whole month's treatment—and find s/y ) . * that the tortures of constipated old age are LIVER TONIC 25c * m 4*| JB never all druggists. ■ ■ ■ SOLD IN BULK.

Alinp *n bowel tronblcs, eppenvtto!tie. blllUL louaneee, bed breath, bed blood, wind llUrll o» tho stomach, bloated bow.lt, foul “V ■ IJm month, haadache, Indigestion, pimples, P«*“» ■ftf.r eating, liver trouble, eallow complexion and dlaalneaa. When your bowel* don’t nio ve regu* larly you are getting etch. Constipation kills moro Pooplo tk*n all other dleeaeee together. It la n etarter for the ehronte aliment* and long yeare of ■»P*rtng that come afterwards. No matter what otto, you, start taking CASCARETS to-day, for you will never get well and ha well all the time until Ct?h P ?i2?? r J« ht * ** k * our adyleej atari With CASCARETS to-day, under an absolute guaron tee to cure or money refunded. to

Much Too Difficult.

The smart, clean, well dressed boy gazed longingly at the gutter urchins with their damp bundles of newsparers and matches. Their activity and Independence had an unspeakable charm for him, and, after a severe inward struggle, he Left hi# doorway and sought one of the muddy little newsagents. “Do you think,” he asked, “that I should be able to earn money as you do if I bought some papers and came to this corner to sell them?” ~~ r “What does the likes o’ you want sellin’ papers?” “I’m tired of being Idle at home.” “Well,” said the newsboy, seriously, "d’yer think you can ’old a quire o’ papers In one ’and, race like Persimmon, lick three or four boys bigger’n yourself with one band, while yer keeps two more ors with yer feet, while yer takes a toff’s hapenny, an’ yells ‘Football:’ all the time?” "No-o. I don’t,” replied the well-dress-ed little boy. “Then yer no good In the newsagency biz,” said the ragged boy. "You’d better get yer people to ’prentice yer to something easy.”—London Tlt-Blts.

MADAME BAVEAS TESTIFIES.

A Distinguished Lady, After Traveling far Six Years ia Search of Health, at Last Fiada It ia Dodd’s Kidney Pills. Hat Springs, Ark., March 18.— (Special.)—This popular resort numbers among Its patrons many of the world's most distinguished men and women, but none more so than Madam Isabelle Ellen Baveas, Life Governor of the Free Masons Grand Lodge of England. Madam Baveas, like most of tbe other visitors, came here In search of health. She was not disappointed, but her cure was not found in the virtue of the baths, but in a few boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills, a remedy which she found on sale here, and which is being used and with wonderful success by a number of tbe visitors to Hot Springs. She says:— “I traveled almost constantly for the past six years in the Interests of my society, and my health gradually became broken dowD, through the change of food, water, climate, etc. The doctors told me I had diabetes, and advised me to go to the Springs, as they could do nothing for me. While there my attention was called to Dodd’s Kid ney Pills by a fellow sufferer, who had been greatly benefited by using them. “I profited by her experience and bought a box, and then another, and so on until I had used seven boxes. It Is with gratitude that I state that they cured me completely, and I am now able to take up tbe duties of life once more. I am very thankful for what Dodd's Kidney Pills have done for me and as a grateful woman shall never hesitate to recommend them to anyone suffering with Diabetes.” The very satisfactory experience of this distinguished woman, should be an encouragement to all similar sufferers. Dodd's Kidney Pills are 50c a box, six boxes for S2.GO. Buy them from your local druggist If you can. If he cannot supply yon, send to the Dodd’s Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. Y.

Passing Fare.

Street car conductors are never beautiful. In fact, they are not even passing fare.—Philadelphia Record.

GUARANTEED WWIHIIIII I WlaW year, greater thaa nay ■halier medietas la the world. This I* absolute praetor greet merit, and oar beet testimonial. We bare faith sad will sell CA SC Alters absolutely gaaraateed to ear* or matter refunded, (k bay today, two tor boxes, giro them • fair, hoses* trial, as per simple directions, sad If you are ao* satisfied, after using oau SOe box, return the unused Mu box and tb* empty bux ts u* by mull, *r the druggist frum whom you uarehused It, uud get your money bueit fbr both ho*a»> Tube oar adrlcu—no matter what ail* yon .tart t-o----day. Health will eulekly follow and yon wUlbleeethe day yuu Orel started th* n.e •'(’* SCI Ki ll Book freo by malt Address) STKKUAU BKSEOI CO., NEW IOBX er CHICAGO.

HELP FOR WOMEN WHO, ARE ALWAYS T Lit ED. “I do not feel very well, I am m tired all the time. Ido not know what Is the matter with me.” You hear these words every day; aa often as you meet your friends just ao often are these words repeated. More than likely you speak the same aignifi. cant words yourself, and no doubt yon do feel far from well most cf the time. Mrs. Ella Rice, of Chelsea, Wla.. whose portrait we publish, write* that the suffered for two years with hear-ing-down pains, headache, backache, and had all kinds of miserable feelings, all of which was caused by falling ana inflammation of the womb, and after doctoring with physicians and numerous medicines she was entirely cured hy MBS. Ella Bica Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. If yon are troubled with pains, fainting spells, depression of spirits, reluctance to go anywhere, headache, backache, and always tired, please remember that there is sn absolute remedy which will relieve you of your suffering as it did Mrs. Rice. Proof Is monumental that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is the greatest medicine for suffering women. No other medicine has made the cores that it has, and no other woman has helped so many women by direct advice as has Mrs. Pinkham; her experience is greater than that of any living person. If you are sick, write and get her advice ; her address is Lynn, Msaa,

H EXCURSION RATES to Western Canada and particulars &e to bow to aecara 100 acres of the beet Wheat growing land on tbe~Coi>tl- - can be aecured on application to the Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or the undersigned. Specially conducted excursion* will leave Bt. Paul, Minn., on the lit and 8d Tuesday In each month, and specially low ratee on all lines of railway are being quoted for excurvione leaving St. Paul on March 28th and April 4tb, for Manitoba, Aaainiboia, Saskatchewan and Alberta. Write to F. Pedley, Supt. Immigration, Ottawa, Canada, or the undersigned, who will mail you atlases, pamphlets, eta, free of cost: C. J. Broughton, 1223 Monadnock Bldg., Chicago; N. Bartholomew, 306 sth St., Des Moines, Iowa; M. V. McInnes, No. 2 Merrill Block, Detroit, Mich.; J, Grieve, Saginaw, Mich.: T. O. Currie, 1 New Insurance Building, Milwaukee, Wis.; E. T. Holmes, Indianapolis, Ind., Agents for the Government of Canada. Excursions to Western Canada during March and April. TV DR printino 1 ¥ I Cf PRESSES ......AND...-. Printers’ Materials Of all kind* for **!• at loweat market price*. H«wi*s per Outfit, a apecialtr. For astimate* and foil partis» lan addreM CHICAGO .NEWSPAPER UNION, If to t> Seatb Jefferses H., Chleaxe, HI c. N. U. No. 12-196r~ VV HEN VRITWW TO ADVERTISERS PLEASE SAT jss uw tke advertisement la tkia paper.