Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 March 1901 — Good Guess. [ARTICLE]

Good Guess.

Teacher—Suppose you had one pound of candy and give two-thirds to your little sister and one-fourth to your little brother, what would you have yourself? Scholar—Well, I guess I’d have the measles or something bo’s I wouldn't feel much likp eating.—Puck.