Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 March 1901 — Bather Unkind. [ARTICLE]

Bather Unkind.

Gusher—My wife has promised to wait for me at the gate of heaven If she Is tho first to go. Flasher—Tut, tut You shouldn’t be so revengeful as to make her wait through eternity simply because she made you wait while she fixed up sometimes.—Life.