Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 February 1901 — The Comic Side of The News [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Comic Side of The News

Incidentally, tho new King of England has Gen. De Wet ou his hands. Guy Wise, arrested in Pennsylvania for robbing the mails, was christened wrong end to. A young couple nt Oxley, Kan., were married by telephone, and may bo expected to have a hello of a time. Now Is the time to spring the old yarn about the little boy whose vaceinntion virus found its way to tho tip of bis nose. The City Council of Omaha perhaps feels that ~l’nt Crowe has mode it safe and inexpensive for It to increase tho reward offered. An Oshkosh judge has separated Mrs. Rolls Tracey from her cigarette smoking husband. Here?* a chance for some man whose mate caews gum. As soon as Parson Sheldon solves tho hired girl question T>y putting pianos la nil the Kansas kitchens he might offer ns a solution of the hired man question the placiug of billiard tables in the hay lofts. At Washington, Ind., employes of a stnro factory sing and pray for fifteen minutes before going to work every morning, wherein they differ from the ordinary factory mortals, who pray for 5 o'clock to come. The army would be more than pleased to put down the Indian uprising If some •f the guides would Just point If out.