Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 January 1901 — A Kepeater. [ARTICLE]

A Kepeater.

Dyspeptic Mother—My son, I' have corrected you often for rapid eating. Now you have gobbled that banana at two bites; you will surely be 81. As punishment you shall not go out to Play. Penitent Son—Well, ma, if I eat another banana nice and slow mayn’t I go then?—Life.