Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 January 1901 — Tired of Being in Print. [ARTICLE]

Tired of Being in Print.

“Mr. Smithers,” said his wife, “if I remember rightly you have often said that you disliked to see a woman constantly getting herself into print?” “I do,” said Smithers, positively. “You considered It unwomanly and indelicate, I believe?” “Very.” “And you don’t see how any man could allow his wife to do anything of the kind?” _ “Yes, I think so now.” “Well, Mr. Smithers, in view of all the facts In the case, I feel justified in asking you for a new silk dress.” “A new silk dress?” “Yes; for the last eight years I have had nothing better than fourpenny calico and I want something better. I’m tired of getting into print.”—Tit-Bits.