Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 38, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 December 1900 — The Cold Went Up. [ARTICLE]

The Cold Went Up.

Teacher—Heat ascends and cold descends. Can you, tell me why? Pupil—l don’t bellehe It’s ao. Teacher—You don’t believe it’s so? Pupil—Do, I do’t. I got a cold id by head dls bord’g, a’d the doctor says it’s ’cause I got by feet wet yesterday.— Philadelphia Press.