Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1900 — The Main Thing. [ARTICLE]

The Main Thing.

Bir. Wnnterby—Nonsense! 4 Why should we have burglar proof alarms In th ebouse? We have nothing worth stealing. Mrs. Wanterby—l know, dear, but It will make the neighbors think we have. —Philadelphia Press.