Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 November 1900 — Protean Forms. [ARTICLE]

Protean Forms.

We were particularly Interested In Proteus. “Now, candidly,” said we, “were you as versatile as you have been cracked up to be?” “Versatile!” exclaimed Proteus, “Well, It’s not for me to brag, but I’ll Just bet you $4 that if I were in public life to-day It wouldn’t hustle me much to look like all my portraits in the newspapers!" Of course, In mere politeness, we affected to believe this.—Detroit Journal. L There is more catarrh In tms section of th* country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be Incurable. For a great many years doctor* pronounced It a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio, Is the only constitutional cure on the market. It Is taken Internally hi doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts dlrecjly on tlje blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case It falls to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address, ~ k J' i, CHENEY & CO., toledo, O. by Druggists, 76c. After Napoleon was crowned Emperor his Imperial toes became so ten der that he could wear only new silken stockings. He never wore a pair but three days, then put on another, the discarded stockings becoming the perquisite of his valet.