Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 November 1900 — How He Got III [ARTICLE]

How He Got III

Mrs. Askius—What makes Mr. Moddllnso sick? Mrs Moddlln—Oh, he was out last night drinking somebody’s health.— Town Toplca. “In de case ob er good many men,” remarked Uncle Ephe, “de lung power am no Indication ob de brain power.’’— Colorado Springs Gazette. The only proper place for the practical Joker la the “dangeroua” ward of an Insane asylum.—Philadelphia Gazette.