Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 October 1900 — Might Have Been Worse. [ARTICLE]

Might Have Been Worse.

Mrs. Popley (excitedly)—Run! Run! Run for the doctor, John; baby has ■wallowed that quarter you gave him to play with. Mr. Fopley—O, never mind. It was only a plugged quarter, anyway.—Philadelphia Record.