Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 September 1900 — The Dyspeptic Commenter. [ARTICLE]

The Dyspeptic Commenter.

“My voice,” said the young woman, ‘ls all my own. I have never taken a vocal lesson.” “In other words,” said the confirmed dyspeptic, who kindly volunteers remarks to help along the struggling humorist, “you sing that way because you can’t help it.”—Philadelphia Press.