Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 September 1900 — The Comic side of The News [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Comic side of The News

Yes, China quickly catches on To our great western plan; For see, thus early in the game. The Empress also ran. If trade is to follow the flag in China It would do well to take a gun with it. s Mr. Bryan is the boy orator no longer, and he has a bald spot on bis bead to prove it. , The public is now assured that Ix>rd Roberts is in no danger, but neither doea De wet appear to be. For a deep waterway to the gulf, If the Government will furnish the way Chicago will cheerfully supply the water. Minneapolis thinks* it is perfectly shameful the way the other cities are talking about the census enumerators. It is probable that the allies will be obliged to make a few hundred more good Chinamen before withdrawing from Pekin. The society of those have been operated on for appendicitis has not made a presidential nomination yet, though nearly every one else has been heard from. Mary Ellen Lease must have been liberal with the handouts when she was keeping house, for some of the tramps at Britt,-lowa, wanted to nominate her for President. People who think that prize fighters love to fight should take away the gate receipts and see. None of them is volunteering to go for sl3 a month where there la real fighting.