Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 August 1900 — Not the Retort Courteous. [ARTICLE]

Not the Retort Courteous.

“Aw, my good man,” drawMd Fitznoodle, “have you seen anything worth shooting about here?” “Well, no,” said the farmer; “not till you came along!”