Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 18, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 August 1900 — One On Her Husband. [ARTICLE]

One On Her Husband.

“When you’re down town to-day,* said Mrs. Jibsqwak, “I want you to get something at the druggist’s. If you can’t get It at the druggist’s you can get it of the Iceman.” “What’s the matter with you?” demanded her spouse. "Are you crazy? There’s nothing that the druggist and iceman both keep!” “Oh, yes; there is!” “What is it, I’d like to know?” “Why, pond’s extract, my dear!”