Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 August 1900 — Too Late with His Heart. [ARTICLE]

Too Late with His Heart.

“Unless you promise to be mine,” he passionately declared, “I shall enlist In the army." Pointing toward the door, she replied: “Go! If you had said those words while the war was in progress they might have moved me. Now It would be just as heroic of you to say that unless I promised to be yours you would go out and drink a pint of buttermilk.”—Cleveland Leader.