Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 July 1900 — The Feint of View. [ARTICLE]

The Feint of View.

An Irishman who had but recently arrived in this country applied to a Scotchman for a job. The Scotchman decided to give Pat a trial—also a little advice. “It will be your own fault if you don’t get ahead in this country, Pat,” said the Scotchman. “Twenty years ago I landed In New York with but one shirt to my baek, but since then by my own exertions I have managed to accumulate a million.” “Faith, an’ 01'1 lolke to be aftber knowin’ phwat auy man wants with a million shirts!” exclaimed Pat; "he can’t wear more than wan at a toim, begory!”