Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 June 1900 — Had Plenty of It. [ARTICLE]

Had Plenty of It.

“I’ve got to catch a train,” panted the dyspeptic looking man, dropping into the barber’s chair. “Hurry up.” “You seem to be out of breath,” remarked the barber. “Yes, but I notice you’re not,” replied the other, catching the usual whiff of spring onions.—Philadelphia Press. When a preacher wants to tell a piece of gossip, he excuses himself by saying that he does It “to illjstrate a point” One man’s faulty ma) be another man’s virtues. **"