Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 11, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 June 1900 — How to Dissuade Him. [ARTICLE]

How to Dissuade Him.

Glorlana B. of Westport writes: “I have a young gentleman caller who Is always trying to kiss me. Hott shall I dissuade him?” You should dissuade him with a hatpin or an ax. Glorlana; but as an allaround anti-kiss argument, there is nothing so dissuading and at the same time painless as a large Bermuda onion. You should ent one, two or three lie fore the kissing bug flies around.— Baltimore American.