Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 June 1900 — DUNNVILLE. [ARTICLE]

DUNNVILLE.

Yea. hurrah for Bryan. Marlon Albin loat a fine colt, a few day* ago. Henry Amaler took a flyinc trip to Wheat* fleM laat Monday.

Miss Lydia Sands vas the gutst of Mrs. Pile last Sunday. Rev. Hickman j reached a flue sermon at D. V. last Sunday. Miss Rilla Williams was the guest of Mrs. Segrist last Sunday. Our graduates are Nettie Miller, Charles Kaupke and Joseph Blocher. Uncle Henry Coffin explored the greater part of Walker tp., last Monday. * Miss Edna Witt, who has been away for a long time, returned a few days ago. Quite w number of the D. V. boy# attended the dance at San Pierre last Saturday eveninff. Everett Wynant and Miss Netta B. Collins attended chureh at San Pierre last Sunday evening. Yes, Wheatfield, that was a poor pie-eating day. My real record, like yours, is ten undivided pies. Our corn is up nice. Everybody has a good stand. Won’t our elevator groan with the yellow stuff ? - - - L. B. X. Collins was the guest of Miss May last Sunday. He got home Monday morning in time for a late breakfast.

Mr. Douglas Wynant asked a D. V. girl a question, a week ago Sunday evening, and she said, ‘‘No.’’ Who was it? Marvin Albin rode the San Pierre Woodmen goat last Saturday evening. The goat said that he was a terror to throw. Stocks 4 Cummings is the name of the new hay pressing corporation. They Intend to squeeze all the hay in the country. Rev. Thorpe of Judson, preached a fine sermon at D. V. last Sunday evening. It was the opening sermon of a protracted series. We understand that W. O. Hinshaw and Charles Sands are going to fight a duel with a pitch-fork. W, O.will use the pitch and Charlie the fork. Prof. R. A. Mannan will take the census of Kankakee and Wheatfield townships. Don't be afraid to tell him your age and matrimonial prospects, girls. 1 A PIE-EATING EXCITEMENT. The word pie, when rightly pronounced, has a very musical sound. The only true way to pronounce it, is to carve it. Mr._ Charles Stout and Miss Pearl Bohanuan and Messrs Everett Wynant and D. V., were the pie-eating guests of Netta B.Collins last Sunday. Mr. Stout ate enough pie to kill aßocJty Mountain elephant. Miss Pearl passed her plate three times for jelly after the tooth picks had been passed. Wynant and D. V. fared all right. We are fat and well.