Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 May 1900 — Retort Courteous. [ARTICLE]

Retort Courteous.

Miss Elderly—What, your baby nine months old and can’t walk yet! Why, I could go It alone at the age of eight months. Mrs. Youngwiffc (Indignantly)—Yes, and I notice you have been going It alone ever since.