Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 May 1900 — Page 3

I Double Trouble 1 The complication of I SPRAINS ; I BRUISES 9 toft very sore trouble, bat 9 doubly,or separately, fts sprain W ® or bruise, there to no remedy w Jff known the equal of { St Jacobs 03 § K fern PROMPT, SURE CORE LICKERI TLL KEEP YOU DRY. or rubber coat. If you want a coat ItJM&t# that will keep y<* dry In the hardest storm, buy the Fish Brandi Slicker. If not for sale In town, write for catalogue to ■winSiniaraliHiavivis W. L DOUGLAS $3 & 3.50 SHOES JW\ with other makes, /g, n /} Xlndoraed by over JEj.__ I, A Sil/ A ,000,000 wearers. MTMfo K || Oh The genuine have W. L. M ■ 1 m Doughs' name and price EjJkX Dj JV , !** damped on bottom. TakeJ||Kk f y 1 \UaJj no substitute claimed to be 1 Viß ft«j||oo<F Your deafer^gfgfF jt m not, we wil?send a pair 4Prf)>iL 1 ,wr Mon receipt of price and 25c extra for carriage. State kind of leather, and width, plain or cap toe. Cat. free. «&ntun *• l* 00U81AS SHOE GO., flrscktsn, Mm Rheumatism. .in... a »*» oaiAUia. iprti». an. DR. RADWIT * 00.— 1 have bwa a eeflwvr frem (UmutUa let asn (has sis months. I could not raise my hands to ear hand or pat my hands behind me, or even take off my •wn shirt.\ Before 1 had ftnlshad threwfeorths of a bottle at Badway*e Ready Relief I eon Id use my arms aa wall as seer. Yea can see whylhaee each great faith tn yonr Relief. Yours truly, W. 0. BASES, Engineer at Jl Moeteloee’a Boot and Shoe Yaetocy.M Jolla 81 Rad way's Beady Relief la aeera cure for ovary Pstn, Sprains, Bruises, Pains In the Back, Cheat and Limbs. Taken Inwardly there la not e remedial scant in the world that will cure Fever end Sane and all other mm larteea. billons and other ferwra, aided by RADWATO PILLS, to cnlokty aa RAHWAY'S READY RELIEF. Bold by DrucctaU. BADWAY ft OQ-, to Elm Street. Bee Tort. PATEOTSSr&sss I ft I Hi I II Booh and lntocmnttoo from IfiSSSSsssi

W* “I wish I knew wlut was the matter > {ffc vX? \ me * “7 C^ec^*,re 80 P^ 6 *t*7 Ups so white, my muscles so weak, f|| 1 x \ m 7 nervc> »cc® to be all J«| XxV HMtrung. lam just about /V V' A \v>. ** t * depressed in fe //Xi < V\V\ / f^c ®<>ming as lamit || |Lr-J P / I\N ' / might. If 1 could only get || \ / some rest, but sleep seems to do M \r s me 00 B°°d*” X P \ / Shall we tell you what is the matter 7 That's Anemia I Anemia—it’s another name for starved blood, thin blood, poor blood. Of course this isn't the kind to have. 11 What you want is rich blood, red blood. You waat the ;i| E old color back to your cheeks and lips. You want your R • ■ nerves once more strong and steady. To make this change ||| ;js vou must take a perfect Sarsaparilla, a Sarsaparilla made upon R honor, a Sarsaparilla that you have conidence in ?jj| I That’s AYER’S S fl "Th« o°ly Sarsaparilla made under the personal supervision of m thr® fradvates: n graduate in pharmacy, a graduate • 1 || *o chemistry, and n graduate in medicine.” SI.OO a bottle. Ail druggists. H “Too much cannot be taid in favor of Arnt'% Samparilla. Sinca taking it I S Wm feel like a different penon. I now enjoy and profit by my tireping. My appetite fj§ II Ugood, my nervea are ttrong and • teady, and I knew my blood ia pure.-F.akk |© ■ WiaauitM, Dca Motnea, lowa, Oct. 9, 1197. g|l| m 28 cents a bos. All drugglsU. 8 M ” Tour liver Isn't acting lust right, if you are constipated or I ■ bilious, take Ayer’s Pills. When the bowels ere all right the ■ f|L oersspsrilU ecu mors promptly and more thoroughly.

Another Article Tabooed.

If a rnan refused to eat all the arti-clep-which from time to time are placed jmder tie ban by doctors the chances are that he would soon starve to death. A Spruce street physician who is a dietician to the exfent of being known as a crank on the subject, is warning all his patients not ttfeat celery, which has always been regarded as not only harmless but actually beneflcial. This doctor claims to have discovered that she soil in which celery is grown Is laden with germs of enteric fever, and that In the ordinary process of washing it \4 impossible to remove all of the soil, any portion of which, he says, if taken into the system, would contain enough germs of typhoid to fill a hospital. And now his patients are wondering what is to come next—Philadelphia Record.

A Bad Bargain.

The unprofitableness of some of the rash and worry of business life is neatly suggested In the following dialogue, found in one of the papers: “Where is Jones?” “Gone to California.” “What for?*., .’LI ■ __ “To regain his health.” “How did he lose his health?” “Earning the money to go to California."

What Do the Children Drink?

Don’t give them tea or coffee. Hare you tried the new food drink called GRAIN-O? It is delicious and nourishing, and takes the place of coffee. The more Grain-0 you give the children the more health yon distribute through their systems. Graln-O is made of pure grains, and when properly prepared tastes like the choice grades of coffee, but costs about Vi as much. All grocers sell it 15c and 25c.

Literary Gents.

“What’s your game?” asked the man with the big cigar in the Pullman. “If you mean my profession,” replied the other with dignity, “I’m a maker of books.” --—■: “And I’m a bookmaker,” cried the first, heartily. “Shake.”—Philadelphia North American.

Very Low Rates

The 8., O. R. A N. By. will make Tery low rates to Sioux Falls, S. D., for the A. O. U. W. meeting in June. Call on your ticket agent for rates, limits, etc., and see that your tickets read via this line. Jno. G. Farmer, A. G. P. & T. A., 8., C. R. & K. Ry., Cedar Rapids, lowa.

Dig Wine Barrel.

A huge wine barrel, weighing seventy tons, has just been built at Nancy for the Paris exposition. Its cost was $30,000.

Aek Tour Dealer fbr Allen’s Foot- Ease, A powder to shake Into your shoes, it rests the feet. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet and ingrowing Nalls. Allen's Koot-Kase makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Sample mailed FKEE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Uoy, N. X. President Loubet of France is no mean swordsman. He baa fought three duels, tn two of which he was successful and severely wounded In the other.

The Makers of Carter’s Ink Say:

’We can't make any better Ink than we do; we don’t know how to. We can make poorer Ink, bat we won’t.” Carter’s Ink to the beat. Europe has seventy-seven marriageable princesses and forty-sevea marriageable princes. Piao’s Cure la the best medicine we ever used for all affections of the throat and lungs.—Wm. O. Endaley, Vanburen, Ind., Feb. 10, 1900. Over 385,000 persons are employed in English collieries.

DEWEY IN CHICAGO.

WINDY CITY OBSERVER MANILA BAY ANNIVERSARY. Naval Victor Is the Center of Interest in the Parade—Streets Radiant with K turnerb and a Cheering Multitude Gives an Ovation. Admiral Dewley arrived in Chicago Monday to attend the observance of the second anniversary of the Manila Bay battle. He was a little ahead of time, as he was at Manila bay two years ago. A' big crowd awaited the admiral and his wife. The admiral was met at South Chicago by the general executive committee, headed by Mayor -Harrison and George G. Dewey, This committee extended an official welcome, the Mayor offering the freedom of the c|ty to the distinguished guest and nsAuring him that the town would be “wide open” for him. In the afternoon the admiral was given a reception by the Canadian-American Association. In the evening there was an illumination of the lake front, aud later a naval bail at the* Auditorium. On Tuesday “Admiral Dewey occupied the post of honor in the great parade given in honor of his victory over the Spaniards two years before. Down through the streets, made radiant with banner and bunting, with flag and festoon, rode the admiral of the navy, the central figure in a swinging mass of color and music. Ten thousand men, in resplendent uniforms of blue and gold, of scarlet and gray, trooped before and after him. Half a hundred bands blared the brassy notes of soul-stirring marches, a score of fife corps shrieked the shrill measures of war tunes, horses pranced, flags waved, sabers flashed and an uncountable multitude watched the spectacle. George Dewey will probably remember the sight he watched from the reviewing stand in Chicago. It may not have been as - spectacular as the naval pageant which New York arranged for him, nor as long as some other parades he has seen, but it was a brilliant procession. There were regulars, national guardsmen, Mexican and civil war veterans, man-o’-warsmen, soldierly youngsters who marched like old campaigners, and Chicago's representatves in business and the professions. Eight divisions of them there were, and they swept through the cheering lines of packed humanity, under the banners and the streamers, past the admiral and his party like an army marching in triumph of a conqueror. Chicago had turned out to do honor to a hero. Political affiliations were forgotten. All remembered the terse sentences flashed under the ocean from Hong Kong two years ago. That was the keynote of the thought along the line of march. That the admiral enjoyed the sight and the sounds of his welcome was shown by his smiling face as he passed along.

DEATH RECORD OF THE WAR.

Casualties of American Troops at Santiago and Manila. In comparison with the casualties suffered by the British troops in South Africa, those sustained by the American forces in the Philippines seem very small. A statement just compiled by the War Department shows that from July 1, 1898, when American troops reached Manila, until April 27. 1!KK), these deaths have occurred: Killed aud died of wounds, 43 officers, 552 men; died of disease, 20 officers, 1,635 men; total, (59 officers, 2,187 men; grand total, 2,256. Several thousand men have been woonded. but only a small percentage have died of wounds, arid most of them have returned to duty. The War Department has just issued a complete table of the casualties in the Fifth army corps in the operations against Santiago from June 22 until July 17, 1808. The losses are given: Killed, 21 officers, 222 enlisted men; wounded, 101 officers, 1,344 enlisted men; total, 1,688 officers aud eulisted men. The total strength of the forces operating against Santiago is given as 869 officers and 17,349 men. The Seventeenth regular infantry lost the greatest number of men, its killed aud wounded numbering 182. The Sixteenth regular infantry lost 129 men. and Gov. Roosevelt’s regiment and the Sixth regular infantry each lost 127 men.

FROM FOREIGN LANDS

Belgium has live iutomobile clubs, with e combined membership of 740. The scarcity of coal in Germany is «e----rioasly interfering with the iron and steel industries. Steamboats are to be put on the I>ead Sen for traltlc between the villages on the bauka. The first boat la already running. A syndicate in Paris has made application to the minister of public works for permission to run steam carriages on the streets. The Berlin pnpera publish a Washington dispatch with reference to the convening of a kecoud Pauainerican congress and comment on the proposal in rather unfavorable terms. In the British House of Lord lviunaird asked the Government to support the United States in attempting to secure uou-exhibition displays on Sunday at the Paris exposition. The League of German Agriculturists has just held its general annual meeting in Berliu. The league numbers 1200,000 members, an luercapc of 17,000 over the membership of the preceding year. The marriage rate of Queensland, Australia, baa been steadily declining from 14.5 per 1.000 lu 1803 to 0.3 per 1,000 in 1808. The Russian Government haa consented to i»ostpouc for one year the operation of new regulations, depriving Japanese subjects of fishing privileges in the waters of Baghalien, Siberia. A botanical garden has been establish ed at CoqulUiatviltc, Congo Free Btate, by the Belgiain Government, to be called the Kew Gardens, experiments with rubber and other topical plants will ba made.

An Undesirable Guest.

Mr. Van Alstyne—Shall we Invite Mr. Wadleigh to our nezt dinner? > Mrs. Van Alstyne—No, Indeed. Mr. Van Alstyne—Why not? Don’t you think he is very entertaining? Mrs. Van AUityne—That's just the trouble. He always tells stories that make our butler laugh—Somerville Journal.

British Aristocracy Blamed.

Many people attribute their recent reverses to degeneracy. The life of luxury does not produce vigor. Indigestible suppers, constant nerve strain and lack of exercise upset the stomach. The blood tihat makes heroes must come from healthy stomachs. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters purifice the blood and strengthens the stomach. It cures constipation, Indigestien and dyspepsia.

Founder of Tombstone.

A granite monument has been reared above the grave of Ed Schieffelin, the famous founder of Tombstone, Ariz. Between thirty and forty feet is the estimated average depth of eand in the deserts of Africa.

FOE WOMAN’S HEALTH

Earnest Letters from Women Relieved of Pain by Mrs. Pinkham. “ Dear Mbs. Pinrham Before I commenced to take your medicine I was in a terrible state, wishing myself dead a good many times. Every part of my body seemed to pain in some way. At time of menstruation my suffering was something terrible. I thought there was no cure for me, but after taking several bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham’a Vegetable Compound all my bad feelings were gone. lam now well and enjoying good health. I shall always praise your medicine.” — Mbs. Amos Fxschlxb, Box 226, Romeo, Mich. Female Troubles Overcome ** Dear Mbs. Pinkham Ihad female trouble, painful menses, and kidney complaint, also stomach trouble. About a year ago I happened to pick up a paper that contained an advertisement of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and when I read how it had helped others, I thought it might help me, and decided to give it a trial. I did so, and as a result am now feeling perfectly well. 1 wish to thank you for the benefit your medicine has been to me.”—Mss. Clara Stirrer, Diller, Neb. No flore Pain ** Dear Mrs. Pinkham 'Your Vegetable Compound has been of much benefit to me. When my menses first appeared they were very irregular. They occurred too often and did not leave for a week or more. I always suffered at these times with terrible pains in my hack and abdomen. Would be in bed for several days and would not be exactly rational at times. I took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound, and menses became regular and pains left me entirely.”—Mbs. E. F. Custrb, Brule, Wis.

ALABASTINE bam wall costing, in 5 lb. paper packages, made ready for use In white and fourteen beautiful tints by mixing with cold watsr. It to s cement that goes through s process of setting, hardens with age, and can be coated and recosted without washing off its old costs before renewing. ALABASTINEHE various kalaomines on the market, being durable and not stuck on the wall with glue. Alabastine customers should insist on having the goods in packages proparly Labeled. They should reject all imitations. Thera to nothing “just as good.” ALABASTINE Prevents much tlrknees, particularly throat and lung difficulties, attributable to unsanitary coatings on walls. It has been recommended in a paper published by the Michigan State Board at Health on account of Its sanitary fastens; which paper strongly condemned k also mi nee. Alabaetfne can he used on either plastered wells, wood ceilings, brick or canvas, and any one can brush It on. It sdmits of radical changes from wall paper decorations, thus securing at reasonable expense the latest eud beet effects. Alabastine to manufactured by the Uabsßx Gnpaq olfirasd Instruct!re and interesting booklet mailed tree to all applicants. MONEY KMESlMEf^’ifK^ through os absolutely guaranteed by gilt-edged ee--1 turlty. References fnrntahed. Stamp tor particulars. Kelson A Nelson.Broker* hJO-ItOWaU Bt,N. Y.Clty.

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A Matrimonial Report.

A Salt Lake City paper reports that a tgll, gaunt woman, with ginger hair and a somewhat fierce expression of countenance, lately came to the County Clerk of Boxelder County, In that State. “You’re the mail that keeps the marriage books, ain’t you?” she asked. “Yes, ma’am,” he replied. “What book do you wish to see?” “Kin you find out If Jack Peters was married?” Search developed the name of John Peters, for whose marriage a license had been issued two years before. “I thought 60,” Bald the woman. “Married ’Llze Waters, didn’t he?” “The license is Issued for a marriage with Miss Eliza Waters." “Yep. Well, I’m Llze. I thought I’d ought to come In and tell you that Jack Peters has escaped T

As Clear as Mud.

“Della, what Is all this woman’s club trouble about, anyway?” “Well, Henry* I’ll give It to you In a nfitshell—one faction wants to federate the federations of the federations and admit „men, and the other faction wants to federate the federations of the federations and not admit men.”— Indianapolis Journal.

Before He Commits Himself.

Tess—He’ll never ask her to marry him. He stammers so awfully. Jess—l suppose the thought of what he’s doing paralyzes his tongue. Tess—No, It isn’t that. He stammers naturally, and whenever he Impulsively starts to ask her bis halting speech gives him time to cool off and think what he’s doing-—Philadelphia Press.

How’s This!

Wa offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. _ „ J- CHENEY & COL, Toledo, O. We the undersigned have known V. J. Cheney for the last 16 years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to r-arry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, TotoJo, O. Waiding, Kinnan A Marvin. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O . Hsu's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and raucous surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent free Price 780. per bottle. Sold by all 1 iruggists

An Obliging .Superintendent.

“Did you ask the division superintendent for a trip pass?” “Yes.” “What did he say?” “He told me to trip past.”—Chicago Tribune.

Try Grain-O! Try Grain-O!

Ask your Grocer to-day to show you a package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that takes the place of coffee. The children may drink It without injury as well as the adult. All who try It like it GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it Is made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. % the price of coffee. 15c and 29b per package. Sold by all grocers.

The Largest University.

The University of Calcutta Is said to be the largest educational corporation In the world. It examines more than 10,000 students annually.

Reduced Rates.

For the Populist convention at Sionx Falla, S. D„ May 9. the 8., C. R. & N. will make reduced rates. Gall on ticket agents for rates, limits, etc. Jno. G. Farmer, A. G. P. A T- A., 8., G. R. & N. Ry., Cedar Rapids, lowa.

British Transports.

There are now 214 transports engaged by tbe British government. They aggregate 1,050,359 tons, and the largest is the Cymric, which la of 12,552 tons. Dropsy treated free by Dr. H. H. Green’s Sons of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy specialists in the world. Read their ad. In another column of this paper. It is not many years since Governor Wells of Utah was a newspaper reporter In San Francisco on a salary of a few dollars a week. VITALITY low. debilitated or oxhoneted cured by Dr. Kline’e Invteoretinc Toniol FREE tl Trial Bottle ooateininsSweeka' treetmeat. IPvKlioe’- Instil ate. Ml Arch Slreel, Pbiladaiidua. Rounded U7L A London news vender was sent to jail for seven days for crying false war news on the streets. Mr*. WlaaioWo Boothimo Hraur tor children tithing; aottena th* rum* reoocea lcflammaiioa. •Hays pain, cures wlnd ooUu a cent* a bottle Russia's army boasts of feminine medical officers.

DAN. GBOSVENOB SAYS: •Parana Is aa Excellent Spriat Catarrh Bemedy—l am os Well a* Ever.” Hob. Dan. A. Grosvenor of the Ferness Ohio Family. HoV. Dan. A. Gibsvenor, Deputy Auditor for the War Department, in a letter written from Washington, D. 0., says: “Allow me to express my gratitude to you for the benefit derived from one bottle of Peruna. One week has brought wonderful changes and i am now as well as ever. Besides being one of the very best spring tonics Itis an excellent catarrh remedy.“ Very respectfully, Dan. A. Grosvenor. Hal P. Denton, Chief National Export Exposition, Philadelphia, Pa., writes) “1 was completely run down from overwork and the responsibility nAturally connected with the exploitation of a great international exposition. My physician recommended as extended vacation. seemed ah most a burden 1 began taking Peruna, asd with the use of the fifth bottle I found myself in a normal condition. I have since enjoyed the best of health.” Almost everybody needs a tonic la the spring. Bometbing to brace the nerves, Invigorate the brain, and cleanse tbe blood. That Peruna will do this Is beyond all qua* tlon. Everyone wbo has tried It has had the same experience as Mrs. D. W. Tlmberlakn of Lynchburg, Vs., who, In a recent letter, made use of the following words: “I always take a dose of Peruna after business boon, as it to a great thing for the nerves. Thera Is no better spring tonic, and I hare used about all of thera* For a free book on “Summer Catarrh,” address The Peruna Medicine Co., Colas* has, Ohio. fSHWH3aKjMag*r r ] EXCURSION RAT Ed M to Western Canada and soittcalnr, a. to how to mar* ELp ICU acre, of the beet Wiw^ ducted excursion, will leave St. Peal, Minn., on theM end Sd Tuesday tn each month, and specially tow rates toba. Assiniboia. Saskatchewan and Alberta. Write to F. Pad lay, Supt. Immigration, Ottawa. Canada, or the undertigned, who will maU yea atlases, pass phtots, eta., free of oost: C.J. Broughton, 12f3 Monadnock Bldg., Chicago; V. Rarthol* mew, SOS 6th St., Dei Moines. Iowa; M. V. If* Innes, No. t Merrill Block, Detroit, Mich. id. Grieve, Saginaw, Mioh.; T. O. Currie, Btaverns Point, Wls.; E. T. Holmes, IndlaDapolU, iaA, Agents for the Government of Canada. Nasal CATARRH JfWk la all Its stages there JUft# ekomld be cleanliness. tT rU,t " fjiSXM Ely’s Cream Balm cleanses, soothes and heals the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh and drives sway a cold la the head quickly. Cream Bales is pieced Into the ncetrile, spreads ever the membrane and Is absorbed. Belief is Immediate and a care follows. It to act drying dees set produce sneering. Large B!ze, 66 seats at Sra* gists or by Basil; Trial Size, 10 casts by mail. ALT BROTHERS. M Warren Street, New Taste CHICAGO t °OMAHA /gSte ■ssr Service ears, sleeping cars, free reclining chair can, dining cars, send to the undersigned for a free copy of Pictures and Metes In Mauls lllustrah tag this new line as seen from the car window, Tickets of agents of I. C. R. R. and connoetlni lines. A. H. HANSON. G. P. A., Chicago. Pfl p BUM! We wlll give sway r K EE AbsolutelyFrea one of our hand asms $5.00 Crayon Portraits and Freni to these who answer this ad. at once. We want to Inti* duos our line of Pictures and Frames la every locality. Encloae 2-cent stamp for particulars. THE ELMO CO., P. O. Box 228, NEWARK, N. J. We are responsible sad will do just what we say. C. N. U.~ No, 18-19O0T WHEN WWTINd TO ADVERTISERS PLEASE SAY TT yea saw the adwrtfccntai la this popm.