Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 April 1900 — A Wise Precantion. [ARTICLE]

A Wise Precantion.

“Why did you tell that bill collector to come around next Monday after breakfast, with the accent on the after?’ “I never like while I am eating to have to think up excuses. When a man thinks hard he draws his blood to his brain, and that stops digestion, so It Is • very bad thing to think while eating.” —Chicago Times-Herald.