Jasper County Democrat, Volume 3, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 April 1900 — How to Find a Pocketbook. [ARTICLE]

How to Find a Pocketbook.

Mrs. Biuith- : ".My dear, I left my thimble in the pocket of my dress, aud I wish you'd run upstairs and ’’ Smith—“No, my dear, I must decline. I’m not going off on any auch errand as that.” "flow Coollsb you are! Nothing is easier than Ending the pocket In a dross. All you Ijavo to do is to slip it on." "Slip what on?” “The dress, of course. ' But you needu't try to button It, you know." “Oh. I needn’t?" “No; slipping It on Is enough." "Well, then, what?” “Use common sense, of course. All you have to do when the dress Is on is to dive dowji and crossways, a little slanting, and up and down, just as you see ladies do in the omnibus when the conductor comes along for the fare, and your hand will go straight into’ the pocket." A