Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1900 — Easy Way Oat of the Dilemma. [ARTICLE]

Easy Way Oat of the Dilemma.

A Baptist and a Methodist minister were by accident dining at the same house. As they took their seats there was an embarrassed pause, the hostess not knowing how to ask one minister to say grace without offending the other. The BmaU son quickly grasped the situation, and, half rising in his chair, moved his finger rapidly around the table, reciting: “Eny mene miny mo, catch a nigger by the toe.” He ended by pointing his finger at the Baptist minister and shouting, “Yon’re it!” The reverend gentleman accepted the decision and said grace, but it lacked the usual solemnity. Dropsy treated free by Dr. H. H. Green’s Sons of Atlanta, Ga. The greatest dropsy specialists in the world. Read their ad. in another column of this paper.