Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1900 — Danger in the Church. [ARTICLE]

Danger in the Church.

Not long since the bishop of L was a guest at a dinner party In Blnnlngton, when a lady noted for her witty remarks, who was a guest, said: “Do you know that there are times when It Is dangerous to enter a church?” “What Is that, madam?” inquired the bishop with great dignity, straightening himself in his chair. “That there are times when It Is positively dangerous to enter a church,” was the lady’s reply. “That cannot be, madam,” said the bishop, “pray explain.” “Why,” said the lady, “It Is when there is a canon at the reading desk, a big gun In the pulpit, when the bishop Is charging his clergy, the choir murdering the anthem, and the organist trying to drown the choir.”—Golden Penny. You have heard of Swanson’s 5 DROPS Rheumatic Cure, still you as* suffering from Rheumatism and other diseases that this remedy so aurely cures. Many of your friends have advised you to use it, and yet you hesitate before giving It a trial. Why delay any longer, and why waste any mote money and time? Yon will certainly find what you have sought in vain for, as we are confident it will do for you what k has done for others similarly afflicted. If all knew what thousands know of the efficacy of 5 DROPS as a curative as well as preventive of any ache or pain known to the human body, there would not be a family In all America without a bottle of Swanson’s 5 DROPS Rheumatic Cure. Yon cap try it for the small amount nf 25c. On receipt of same will send you a sample bottle; or, send us a dollar and w* will send you a large bottle prepaid by express, containing 300 dose*. 5 DROPS ip the name and dose. Free from opiates In any form. Absolutely harmless; * child can use K as well as an adult For further particulars write. Swanson Rheumatic Cum Co„ 100 Lake street, Chicago