Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 March 1900 — At the Ananias Club. [ARTICLE]

At the Ananias Club.

“What is the subject of your next debate?” “ ‘Resolved, that lobsters are fish.’ ’’ “Who does the talking?” “We don’t talk. We eat.” “But what do you do with the question?” “Why, in order to be consistent from the Ananias point of view we let it lie on the table.”—Cleveland Plain-Dealer.