Jasper County Democrat, Volume 2, Number 49, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 March 1900 — Not Too Fresh. [ARTICLE]

Not Too Fresh.

Stubb— The other day there was a stampede of a dozen ferocious steers. Police and cowboys together couldn’t stem their mad rush. Suddenly a halftgrown boy appeared on the scene. Wide 'pantaloons and U. S. N. on his cap told that be was in Uncle Sam’s navy. When the steers saw that boy they trotted behind him like so many lambs. Penn—How do you account'tor that? Stubb—Well, you know all cattle are very fond of a little salt—Chlcaae News.